Wendy Wimmer has a Master’s in Creative Writing from the University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee and uses a very tiny part of that degree creating complex Excel spreadsheets for her employer. She lives in Wisconsin with a man, a cat, and a pug. Her work (prose not spreadsheets) has appeared in Barrelhouse, Sassy, Abundance, and blogs at www.thatsmybix.com. She once touched Andre the Giant’s arm. It was amazing.